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DaveG99 · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:47 am Post subject: Joke of the day

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican Customs Agent at the Tijuana border.
"May I see your identification, por favor, senor?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Is, amigo, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," said the agent."But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other."
"This I must see," replied the agent. With that, the American dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.
"Jesh, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago "
"Thanks!" he said. "But why do you think I'm from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!"
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lovetrucks5 · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:28 am Post subject:

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scott1981 · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:

6/10 I like it!

lovetrucks5 · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:49 pm Post subject:

HEADACHE RELIEF

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual that she had a headache.

"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository... it's up to you!"
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DaveG99 · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:55 pm Post subject:

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PO1911 · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:13 pm Post subject:

Dave I concur solid 6/10

LT thank you I will have to remember that one
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wild-mtn-rose · Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject:

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