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DaveG99 O.G.D.R and Moderator
Joined: 16 Sep 2008 Posts: 2821 Location: Dallas Texas
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject: money buys happiness |
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.
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At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.
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The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by
check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.
'There's no money in that account.
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'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!' |
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PO1911 Admin, Global Overlord, O.G.D.R.
Joined: 16 Sep 2008 Posts: 3782 Location: Not where I want to be
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ “The police cannot protect the citizen at this stage of our development, and they cannot even protect themselves in many cases. It is up to the private citizen to protect himself and his family, and this is not only acceptable, but mandatory.” Jeff Cooper
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scott1981 Jr admin,G.O.I.T., O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Posts: 4564 Location: Texas, what country are you from?
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Thats a good one, 7/10! |
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