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DaveG99 · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: Old timer Sex

OLD TIMER SEX

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years
ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned
against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to
himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them
what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me,
but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic
sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence.'
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scott1981 · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:04 am Post subject:

HAHA that was great!

wild-mtn-rose · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:39 pm Post subject:

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