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DaveG99

Subject: Are you a Democrat, a Republican,or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a

deserted street with your wife

and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic

Terrorist with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises

Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a

Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds

before he reaches you and your family. What

do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND

THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's

Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that

would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock

the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would

he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold

on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is t his street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have

paint and weed day and

make this happier, healthier street that

would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to

debate this with

some friends for few days and try to come to a

consensus.

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Republican's

Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester

Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

PO1911 · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject:

added a poll hope you dont mind Laughing

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“The police cannot protect the citizen at this stage of our development, and they cannot even protect themselves in many cases. It is up to the private citizen to protect himself and his family, and this is not only acceptable, but mandatory.” Jeff Cooper

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glc · O.G.D.R Joined: 28 Oct 2008 Posts: 15 Location: Joplin MO

Republican. That's the closest. It would actually be a double tap.

PO1911 · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject:

sorry I just noticed a boo boo, winchester silver tips ARE hollow points
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“The police cannot protect the citizen at this stage of our development, and they cannot even protect themselves in many cases. It is up to the private citizen to protect himself and his family, and this is not only acceptable, but mandatory.” Jeff Cooper

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Shinesintx · Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject:

I am officially a Redneck. If you point a gun at me or my family. You will not ever breathe another breath.
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Arca_ex · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:11 am Post subject:

If I were a crazy good expert marksmen like it says, I'd put two rounds right between his eyes.

squirtbottle09 · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:37 am Post subject:

shifty_85 · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:41 am Post subject:

what the? thats not a red neck answer it should said this for the redneck.

You forgot your .45 but lucky enogh you were out bow hunting that morning and had your cross bow. and when the man jumped out you put a broad head right between his eyes Laughing

Shinesintx · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:09 am Post subject:

squirtbottle09 · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:40 am Post subject:

CrAz3D · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:06 am Post subject:

ORRRRRRRRR you just unload into the SOB, then reload.
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squirtbottle09 · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:07 am Post subject:

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squirtbottle09 · Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:44 am Post subject:

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