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DaveG99 O.G.D.R and Moderator
Joined: 16 Sep 2008 Posts: 2821 Location: Dallas Texas
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: lie clocks |
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A man died and went to heaven. As he
stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are
all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands
on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And
whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire
life.'
'Where's Senator Obama's
clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling
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