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Magnetic
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 Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:07 am Post subject: |
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Why are reggins getting stronger?
Because TVs are getting bigger.
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Magnetic
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:09 am Post subject: |
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Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Klu Klux Klan.
Today it's called golf.
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CrAz3D
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Location: New Mexico
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| Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:50 am Post subject: |
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| Magnetic wrote: | A guy is at the supermarket when he notices that the rather good looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and although she looks kinda familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Christ!" he says, "Are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher." |
have you seen that commercial based on that joke?
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squirtbottle09
Whiney little Bitch, O.G.D.R.
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 1212
Location: Navasota, Tx
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| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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Two guys walk into a bar, and they both have black eyes. "How did you get your black eye?" asks the first guy. "Well, it was really a Freudian slip. You see, I was walking through the park one day when i saw a woman with three beautiful children. I walked up to her to compliment her children, but when I tried to say, 'You have some lovely kiddies,' I accendentally said,'You have some lovely titties.' So she slapped me, and gave me this black eye. How did you get your black eye?" asked the second man. The first man replied, "Well, I too had a Freudian slip. I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife of thirty-two years, and I tried to say, 'Would you please pass the Cornflakes?' but instead I said, 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch.'"
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| scott1981 wrote: | | I hear ya, thats the flaw of Texas... all the damn reggins and wetbacks |
| coobies5 wrote: | | on some other forums we got some 50+ guys with some nice ass |
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squirtbottle09
Whiney little Bitch, O.G.D.R.
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 1212
Location: Navasota, Tx
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| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None- it should be open when she brings it to you...
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| scott1981 wrote: | | I hear ya, thats the flaw of Texas... all the damn reggins and wetbacks |
| coobies5 wrote: | | on some other forums we got some 50+ guys with some nice ass |
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alomar
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Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
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| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| squirtbottle09 wrote: | How many men does it take to open a beer?
None- it should be open when she brings it to you... |
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homer
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Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 390
Location: Iowa
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| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat
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At the end of the day this forum is a digital version of the devil that sits on your shoulder and tells you ATM is a perfectly fine way to let a girl know how much you care. |
| scott1981 wrote: | | Her top is off and you go for it and she says no do not give up. This is not rejection, this is her trying to tell herself she is not s whore. Dont worry she is, work the titties for 5 more minutes and try again. |
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squirtbottle09
Whiney little Bitch, O.G.D.R.
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 1212
Location: Navasota, Tx
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| Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 2:26 pm Post subject: joke |
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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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| scott1981 wrote: | | I hear ya, thats the flaw of Texas... all the damn reggins and wetbacks |
| coobies5 wrote: | | on some other forums we got some 50+ guys with some nice ass |
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Magnetic
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Joined: 29 Oct 2008
Posts: 326
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:19 am Post subject: |
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The Energizer Bunny was arrested.
Was charged with battery.
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Dankle 666
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Joined: 31 Oct 2008
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Location: smOAKDALE, CA
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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An older couple from Arkansas with 9 children went to the Dr and the wife said: "Dr., I want you to fix me so I can't have any more children."
The Dr replied, "You already have 9 so what is the reason for getting it done now?"
The wife starts telling the Dr, "Well, we already have 9 kids I recently heard on the news that 1 out of every 10 babies born is a mexican...."
The husband pipes in, "and I ain't learnin' no spanish!"
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Dummy
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| Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:27 am Post subject: |
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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard...hang one in the front.
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Shinesintx
O.G.D.R./Moderator/ Post WHORE
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 1930
Location: Texas...Where else?
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| Dummy wrote: | | How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard...hang one in the front. |
I am aroused by your sig... 
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Ftruck05
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Location: L.I.T.H. IL
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| Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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When are *****'s not *****'s?
When you call them reggins!!!!
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McLovin
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| Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
my zipper. |
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Dummy
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Chicago mayor put an add in the paper looking for ways to get rid of al the pigeons. Only one man answered the ad. He shows up to the mayors office with 1 shoe box. They settle on a price to get rid of all the pigeons in Chicago. The mayor says how you going to do it? The man pens the box and 1 pink pigeon flies out the open window. Flies as high as he can and all the pigeons in Chicago follow it as it dives into the lake, drownding all the pigeons. The mayor looks in amazement, and pays the man. As he leaves the mayor says, Hey you got any pink reggins in that box?
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