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scott1981
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Location: Texas, what country are you from?
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| Quote: | (205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness.... |
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| Dummy wrote: | | If she was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding. |
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scott1981
Jr admin,G.O.I.T., O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Sep 2008
Posts: 4564
Location: Texas, what country are you from?
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| Quote: | | (902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted. |
| Quote: | (212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this |
| Quote: | | (310): ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude. |
| Quote: | | (847): this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way |
I have been laughing at this for a couple minutes now
| Quote: | | (440): wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant |
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If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
| Dummy wrote: | | If she was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding. |
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scott1981
Jr admin,G.O.I.T., O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Sep 2008
Posts: 4564
Location: Texas, what country are you from?
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| Quote: | | (678): I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes. |
| Quote: | | (727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple. |
| Quote: | | (651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward. |
| Quote: | | (201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator. |
LMAO^
| Quote: | | (978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened |
| Quote: | (310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole. |
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| Dummy wrote: | | If she was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding. |
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alomar
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Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
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CrAz3D
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Joined: 23 Oct 2008
Posts: 3756
Location: New Mexico
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| Quote: | | (620): Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair? |
| Quote: | | (704): You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass. |
I'm disturbed that I relate to this so well.
| Quote: | (503): He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
(1-503): Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby. |
oh. snap.
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| Shinesintx wrote: | | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
| squirtbottle09 wrote: | | im bisexual |
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