| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
 Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:16 pm Post subject: texts from last night |
 |
|
textsfromlastnight.com
this is seriously almost as good as FML!!!
| Quote: | | (443): remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing |
| Quote: | | (907): I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it. |
| Quote: | (917): Um, that's called prostitution
(773): Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money |
| Quote: | | (303): My hand turned me down |
| Quote: | | (210): Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat? |
| Quote: | | (708): it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn |
craz3d? |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:22 pm Post subject: |
|
|
 hes gonna hate me but this reminds me of assmidget.
| Quote: | | (248): Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back? |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:25 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | (209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
homer
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 390
Location: Iowa
|
| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:32 pm Post subject: |
|
|
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
_________________
| scott1981 wrote: |
At the end of the day this forum is a digital version of the devil that sits on your shoulder and tells you ATM is a perfectly fine way to let a girl know how much you care. |
| scott1981 wrote: | | Her top is off and you go for it and she says no do not give up. This is not rejection, this is her trying to tell herself she is not s whore. Dont worry she is, work the titties for 5 more minutes and try again. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Margarita mcflurry actually sounds good. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
| Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:48 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | (214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | (954): Your an asshole
(1-954): Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
(954): My point exactly |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
MSpores
yes I'm one of them
Joined: 29 Apr 2009
Posts: 302
Location: NM
|
| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| alomar wrote: | | Quote: | (954): Your an asshole
(1-954): Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
(954): My point exactly |
|
That is totally craz3d!
_________________
| PO1911 wrote: | | its sweat, not a new intelligent strain of HIV, shit I am pretty sure I can keep it from getting fucked up |
| scott1981 wrote: | | Dude, craz3d.... That is the new standard that all things called gay should be compared to. That is so gay fags would actually take a cock out of their mouth just to comment on how gay that photo is. |
| CrAz3D wrote: |
is it binging if you're consistently drinking shit tons? |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
squirtbottle09
Whiney little Bitch, O.G.D.R.
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 1212
Location: Navasota, Tx
|
| Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:38 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | (818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.
|
haha
_________________
| scott1981 wrote: | | I hear ya, thats the flaw of Texas... all the damn reggins and wetbacks |
| coobies5 wrote: | | on some other forums we got some 50+ guys with some nice ass |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ftruck05
O.G.D.R
Joined: 18 Sep 2008
Posts: 1048
Location: L.I.T.H. IL
|
| Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject: |
|
|
A friend with a new phone number was fucking with me and sending me random shit like....
The reggin to white ratio sux but the beer is free
Kevin Bacon is in Apollo 13? I don't remember that, I think they remade it to add him in.
I scored sweet pastries this morning!
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
scott1981
Jr admin,G.O.I.T., O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Sep 2008
Posts: 4564
Location: Texas, what country are you from?
|
| Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 2:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| MSpores wrote: | | alomar wrote: | | Quote: | (954): Your an asshole
(1-954): Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
(954): My point exactly |
|
That is totally craz3d! |
x2!
_________________
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
| Dummy wrote: | | If she was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
CrAz3D
O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008
Posts: 3756
Location: New Mexico
|
| Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:15 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | (303): am i morally bankrupt?
(970): no. its just the recession |
this site is great.
_________________
| DaveG99 wrote: | | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
| DaveG99 wrote: | | dog dicks look like lipstick |
| Shinesintx wrote: | | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
| squirtbottle09 wrote: | | im bisexual |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
alomar
O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 837
|
| Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Figured ya might like it.
| Quote: | (414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
(719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
(414): are you serious? |
| Quote: | | (949): either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
squirtbottle09
Whiney little Bitch, O.G.D.R.
Joined: 02 Jan 2009
Posts: 1212
Location: Navasota, Tx
|
| Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:23 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| alomar wrote: |
| Quote: | | (949): either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating |
|
hahahahahahah
_________________
| scott1981 wrote: | | I hear ya, thats the flaw of Texas... all the damn reggins and wetbacks |
| coobies5 wrote: | | on some other forums we got some 50+ guys with some nice ass |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
MSpores
yes I'm one of them
Joined: 29 Apr 2009
Posts: 302
Location: NM
|
| Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 3:01 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| alomar wrote: | | Quote: | (214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom |
|
Craz3d, tell me this doesn't make you think of Steve hahahaha
_________________
| PO1911 wrote: | | its sweat, not a new intelligent strain of HIV, shit I am pretty sure I can keep it from getting fucked up |
| scott1981 wrote: | | Dude, craz3d.... That is the new standard that all things called gay should be compared to. That is so gay fags would actually take a cock out of their mouth just to comment on how gay that photo is. |
| CrAz3D wrote: |
is it binging if you're consistently drinking shit tons? |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
