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shifty_85

so im kind of at a loss on what to do here....my g/f of now 6 months is always bitching and complaing and arguing with me all the time about how i put her on the back burner and how we dont hang out and my pirotys arent in order and she should be my number 1 piroty and its just crazy my ex of 4 years we didnt argue this much in 4 years but me and amber have argued like 5 times as much in 6 months and shes disrescpetful to my friends and what not....

now here is the part i need help with i just met a friend of my buddys g/f her name is yvonne shes really cool into country music trucks 4 wheelin huntin all that good stuff and she likes me and its kind of hazy bc we were drunk the other night but im pretty sure i made out with her....

the only bad part is she just turned 17 im going to turn 21 in less than 2 months were as with amber shes 20 as well and turns 21 in augest

but me and amber have almost nothing in common she lisens to werid boy bands and is real religous and always begging me to go to church with her and she gets mad when i dont.

so im in a bind here and i need some reject advice on what i should do... i dont know if i could patch stuff up with amber even if i wanted to we just argue so much and yvonne is funny and we havnt argued at all.

i just dont know what to do i know i need to do somthing fast because i dont need amber finding out about yvonne and vise versa so i either gotta dump amber and hang out with yvonne or just keep yvonne as a friend and make it work with amber. oh btw prom is coming up and yvonne wants me to go with her so does my buddy and his g/f because there going to it as well

any advice at all would be helpful....thanks rejects!

*sorry for the book but had to give all the details*

Magnetic · O.G.D.R Joined: 29 Oct 2008 Posts: 326 Location: Texas

You gonna marry Amber?... ... ... Didn't think so. The jailbait is the obvious choice.

Hit it, quit it, and hope she doesn't stalk you.

Shouldn't be tied down with some chick at 21 anyway. Play the fucking field man.

Listen to my advice at your own risk.
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DaveG99 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:15 am Post subject:

fuck as many women as you can while your young. More than likely you wont even remember who any of these girls are in 10 years.
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CrAz3D · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:16 am Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0
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DaveG99 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:27 am Post subject:

I dont know about Michigan but in Florida yu can fuck any girl 16+ as long as your under 25. Have your girl friend to hang otu with you when you go out to 21+ places but keep the 17 year old on the side. Nothing wrong with having two girls at your age. The more the merrier!
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shifty_85 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:11 am Post subject:

ahh thats about what i expected from my fellow rejects Cool

i belive in michigan its 17 n 1/2 or somthing dumb. no i dont really wanna marry amber and i kinda dont wanna have both bc ambers told me if she finds out im cheating on here she'll go carry underwood on my truck....then ull never hear from me cuz ill kill a bitch....anyways.... im still throwin this around about leaving amber for the 17 year old but part of me does because i dont really wanna go to jail..... ill get pictures of both of them but im prettys sure rejects being rejects yall will pick the 17 year old Wink

thanks for the advice guys keep it comin

CrAz3D · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:36 am Post subject:

good pt on the pics. I'm disappointed none of us demanded them. That'll be the decision maker
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scott1981 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 9:55 am Post subject:

Before you go leaving your chick for this jailbait make sure you can actually land the jailbait. Many times when hammered you read may signs from a girl that she is really not putting out.

If you are sure you can land her then kick your chick to the curb and grab the jailbait. She will probably let you tell her whats up because she is so young and just plain does not know any better.

Make sure you live out all your perverted fantasies on her because if you dont you will regret it in 10 years.
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shifty_85 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 12:06 pm Post subject:

my buddys g/f is very good friends with yvonne aka jailbait and she has confirmed that yvonne really likes me thinks im cute you know the whole thing...shes even likes my mowhawk haha speaking of PO1911 i got somthin for ya in a diff thread....anyways back on topic. the sad part is this girl weghts about the same of half my leg she is prob 5'3" 104lbs... if i do go with yvonne she will be the 2nd skinny girl ive ever been with the frist being a girl who was 5'7" 93lbs.....anyways shes like a rail and shes really hot im sure all you guys will after pictures tell me to go for her. when we drank i had about a 5th to my self and was buzzed/drunkish..she had 4 mikes hard lemonades in an hour and was falling over knocking stuff down drunk...at one point i had to carry her to the bathroom because she couldnt walk....is that because she weghts all of 104 lbs or was there some acting involed too?

im like 90% on dumping amber and going for yvonne that 10% just doesnt wanna go to jail. ill try n get pictures ASAP

alomar · O.G.D.R Joined: 17 Nov 2008 Posts: 837

Shes 17 and 104lbs, she aint a alkie yet. unless she was mexican Laughing

. But yeah she just has to work on her tolerance. Assmidgets girl was like that about a year and a half ago, now she can drink more than two smirnoff ice's and not be hammered. Laughing

CrAz3D · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 12:56 pm Post subject:

I wish I could get smashed after only a 6 pack Sad

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scott1981 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:43 pm Post subject:

I thought we all agreed that 17 would not land you in jail.

With her figure she will be a real spinner, those are fun.

I say make her your cum dumpster and have a good summer
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squirtbottle09 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:48 pm Post subject:

Wait...how does magnetic have a picture of shiftys girl?
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scott1981 · Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject: