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Shinesintx O.G.D.R./Moderator/ Post WHORE
Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 1930 Location: Texas...Where else?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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CrAz3D wrote: | oooh! and I got 250 in Iraqi money. it's gota pic of saddam on it....when he was way young |
Wipe your ass with it... _________________
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shifty_85 wrote: | it fuckin kills the mood when im watchin porn then my cat jumps up on the desk...not cool at all.... |
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CrAz3D O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 3756 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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it might be worth something someday to some old iraqi. captialism you ass. fuck everything else. _________________
DaveG99 wrote: | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
DaveG99 wrote: | dog dicks look like lipstick |
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Shinesintx O.G.D.R./Moderator/ Post WHORE
Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 1930 Location: Texas...Where else?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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CrAz3D wrote: | it might be worth something someday to some old iraqi. captialism you ass. fuck everything else. |
Shit in one hand...wish in the other... See which gets ya further. _________________
scott1981 wrote: | Stealths truck = Nigga edition F150 |
shifty_85 wrote: | it fuckin kills the mood when im watchin porn then my cat jumps up on the desk...not cool at all.... |
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CrAz3D O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 3756 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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ok, but the real situation is "wipe shit with money, or wipe shit with toilet paper."
I think I've got a better chance than your scenario _________________
DaveG99 wrote: | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
DaveG99 wrote: | dog dicks look like lipstick |
Shinesintx wrote: | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
squirtbottle09 wrote: | im bisexual |
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Shinesintx O.G.D.R./Moderator/ Post WHORE
Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 1930 Location: Texas...Where else?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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CrAz3D wrote: | ok, but the real situation is "wipe shit with money, or wipe shit with toilet paper."
I think I've got a better chance than your scenario |
But will the Iraqi paper ever be worth more than Charmin? What is the condition of the money? _________________
scott1981 wrote: | Stealths truck = Nigga edition F150 |
shifty_85 wrote: | it fuckin kills the mood when im watchin porn then my cat jumps up on the desk...not cool at all.... |
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CrAz3D O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 3756 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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i dont fucking know. what is a 250 dinar note going for these days? _________________
DaveG99 wrote: | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
DaveG99 wrote: | dog dicks look like lipstick |
Shinesintx wrote: | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
squirtbottle09 wrote: | im bisexual |
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Shinesintx O.G.D.R./Moderator/ Post WHORE
Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 1930 Location: Texas...Where else?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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CrAz3D wrote: | i dont fucking know. what is a 250 dinar note going for these days? |
21 cents... American.
http://www.oanda.com/convert/classic
Maybe you should have just taken the guys left over TP...woulda made a better profit.
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shifty_85 wrote: | it fuckin kills the mood when im watchin porn then my cat jumps up on the desk...not cool at all.... |
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Ftruck05 O.G.D.R
Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 1048 Location: L.I.T.H. IL
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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So I haven't worked since monday and I'm not working tomorrow. Kinda sucks for the paycheck but I got a ton of shit done. The broad comes home on Saturday and my computer friend is going to come fix my shit up on Sat also! WOOHOO! _________________
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CrAz3D O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 3756 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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Drinking happened last night. Had a few beers playing mario cart, then got some pizza & had some jim & coke (about 5 shots worth).
Went to a friends and had beer. I was doing good, not drunk, until I puked and drank on an empty stomach. I was outside with a friend that wasnt feeling good, then he puked and I lost it.
I almost could get in the car to get home, so I just dove in. My friend folded my legs and closed the door as I laid across the backseat. I remember sitting up, seeing the red dash lights and saying something about being in a spaceship.
Then, when we got home and parked in the garage, I fell walking through the garage. A beer popped and I went "oh shit!" and then rolled the beer across the garage. At some point the vacuum fell on me in the garage when I was on the floor and I thought I was being attacked by robots. I'm told I freaked out.
I proceeded to txt my friends at NASA and bitch them out for building robots that kill me. _________________
DaveG99 wrote: | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
DaveG99 wrote: | dog dicks look like lipstick |
Shinesintx wrote: | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
squirtbottle09 wrote: | im bisexual |
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scott1981 Jr admin,G.O.I.T., O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Posts: 4564 Location: Texas, what country are you from?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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That is an impressive drunk.
I personally enjoyed the NASA texting.
I cant get blackout drunk on beer, give me Jack or Beam though and I will not remember shit. I just go on auto pilot and hit on every skirt in sight. _________________ If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Dummy wrote: | If she was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding. |
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Ftruck05 O.G.D.R
Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 1048 Location: L.I.T.H. IL
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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I was right there with ya Craz3d. I was drinking since about 3 yesterday, went to the bar about 10 got home around 1. Woke up this morning happy to have my wallet, phone, and no unexplained cuts or brusing. Not happy when I walked into the kitchen....I guess I was hungry. I killed some leftover pizza, made a bagel, and then some cereal. I left out the butter milk and cream cheese and made one hell of a mess. _________________
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CrAz3D O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 3756 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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I've yet to destroy the kitchen. I woke up in my room once and papers were EVERYWHERE. damn it.
when we were up at the cabin over new years, we went out to smoke one morning and a friend's boxers were out there. we all just looked at him and went "dude, wtf?!" _________________
DaveG99 wrote: | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
DaveG99 wrote: | dog dicks look like lipstick |
Shinesintx wrote: | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
squirtbottle09 wrote: | im bisexual |
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scott1981 Jr admin,G.O.I.T., O.G.D.R
Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Posts: 4564 Location: Texas, what country are you from?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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Ftruck05 wrote: | I was right there with ya Craz3d. I was drinking since about 3 yesterday, went to the bar about 10 got home around 1. Woke up this morning happy to have my wallet, phone, and no unexplained cuts or brusing. Not happy when I walked into the kitchen....I guess I was hungry. I killed some leftover pizza, made a bagel, and then some cereal. I left out the butter milk and cream cheese and made one hell of a mess. |
Been there
Thats the first thing I do it check for all things of value, then the phone for drunk dials/text.
Nice to know I am not the only one _________________ If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Dummy wrote: | If she was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding. |
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CrAz3D O.G.D.R
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 3756 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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I lost my knife one night...it was fucking at the house too. I still dont know where it is ... 1 yr late _________________
DaveG99 wrote: | It would be nice to have some fresh meat. |
DaveG99 wrote: | dog dicks look like lipstick |
Shinesintx wrote: | I am a butch bitch trapped in a mans body |
squirtbottle09 wrote: | im bisexual |
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Ftruck05 O.G.D.R
Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 1048 Location: L.I.T.H. IL
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone else gauge drunkness on how clear your pee is? _________________
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